What would happened if Dadda could not make to an event with us?
The night before, Momma would do her psychological speech to me before I sleep.
"Oman, esok Dadda tak dapat ikut kita tau. Oman be good boy ok. Kene dengar cakap Momma. Tokleh noti-noti. Oman takmo Momma report kat Dadda kan?"
Hambooooi.. Hugutan sangat!
Momma: "Okay ni baju Oman pakai esok ok"
"Ala... nape Saya tak boleh pakai baju tido pegi kenduri? Saya nak pakai Baju tido je"
(Yeah. lately I love to adress myself as "Saya" to everyone)
"Mane ade orang pegi kenduri pakai baju tido. Ala pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee la Oman. Nanti Dadda marah nanti. Haaaaaaaaaa hayok... " (Hugutan lagi).
"OK boleh. Saya setuju. Tapi esok saya ada request"
"Esok saya bagi tau"
Kerlasss kan? :)
But at least I had agreed to NOT wear pajamas to the wedding. :P
Momma would set a very Sound-so-nice-and-smooth-plan and presented in to Dadda.
"Kidd dun worry ok. I can handle this. I'll make sure everything will be in place. I would moved early to fill in the petrol and reload my smart tag. For sure lah latest by 1.00 pm we would already be there"
What happened always was;
The plan delayed by 2 hours and she did all marathon running in the house. *Peace sign
In the car;
Me: Momma ini request saya. (I made air spellings to her)
Momma: I can't get it. Just tell me la. No need to eja-eja like that. I have to focus my driving.
Me: Watch this.. (I still made air spellings to her. This time more fast. Just to tease her)
Momma: Okla.. since you don't want to just tell me, I assume you are not serious with it. Nak ke tak? (Hugutan lagi)
Me: Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......... Mesti la Saya nak.. (Then i spelled them loudly).
"M T P R K N D Y"
Momma: ha? What's that.
Me: Eeeeeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhhhh.... Toys r us la...
Momma laughed. Dunno what so funny about it. Ish.
Usually i won and got what I want.
But before that, Momma would do another long speech like;
"To buy something, must have money, then to have money, we need to work. Belajar rajin-rajin and have good job. But We can't expect every time we need to be rewarded"
Everytime..... like that.
At one wedding, I had made Momma agreed to let me wear socks to the wedding. Wear socks on hands. Cool right? Everybody told Momma that I looked so cute. See mom, i made us famous. :P
She never got herself ready on time. Haih.
By looking at her expressions, I think she texted Dadda to let him how 'successful' her plan was. Hahahah.